Stress Test

Vanity be gone! This is my latest self-portrait during a doctor-ordered stress test.

So, the quick nurse raised some blood and blood pressure hacking off the top of your favorite mole! So what? Those blue things don’t stick to four inch chest hairs! And Medicare is paying for this portrait anyway, aren’t they?

Your nose looks so big from down here at lap level. And that doesn’t look like a fresh shave to me. Are those worry lines around your eyes? When are you going to trim your mustache? Who are those kids in the background any way? And what does that light switch mean?

Awk! There you go again, attempting to interpret everything in a picture!